Hazel
I went and bought some colored contacts, which kind of make me look like a freak when I first put them in. But after catching myself in the mirror a few times, I’ve decided that I like them. They’re supposed to be brown, but turned out to be more on the hazel side. I’ll only be wearing them on the weekends when I go out and stuff, otherwise I would scare my kids half to death.
So this is what happens when you return to the homeland?
I know. My inner-FOB is coming out.