I Think I’ve Died..

I have found my slice of heaven here in Taipei. It’s called SOGO shopping mall and has everything from Hermès to Christian Dior to Shu Uemura to Kate Spade. It’s like Sephora, Green Hills Mall, and 5th Avenue all compacted in two separate buildings with about ten floors each and they’re all filled with pretty and expensive things. It even has a bookstore consisting mostly of English books. I think I’ve bought more English books and magazines than anything else since I’ve been here, especially purses or shoes. You should be proud of me.

Fun Fact for the Day: Did you know that they don’t eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches here? It’s either a peanut butter sandwich or a jelly sandwich, but never together. I let my cousin take a bite, and she freaked out. Strange.

There is now air conditioning at my Uncle’s place. They just had it installed yesterday. I kind of had hoped that it wasn’t because Jennifer and I were staying there, and they thought we wouldn’t be used to the heat. We were coping just fine. However, it seems like they’ve been talking about it for awhile, and we just sped up the process.

I have a job offer! It’s from my favorite place out of all the places that I interviewed at last week. It’s in Neihu, which is about 20 minutes outside of downtown Taipei (and 20 minutes from SOGO). Even though it’s only part time in the afternoons, I think I’m going to take it and then find another part time morning at another place close by. And I never know, it might turn into full time. I’ll make a decision tomorrow. In the meantime, I technically have a job!

One Week Already

I can’t believe it’s already been one week today since we’ve been here today.

I have a cell phone. A pink Nokia, how fitting.

The past two days have been filled with job interviews. I had one at David’s English School yesterday, where I had to fill out an application take a grammar test first. Is it “have often been” or “often have been”? Is it “old red Spanish leather boots” or “red old Spanish leather boots”? Geez, it’s been forever since I’ve learned grammar rules, much less remember them. I think I passed, or else she would have thanked me and not bothered to continue the interview. I have to go back on Monday to do a teaching demo targeted towards adults at the intermediate level. Guess what topic she gave me? Wait for it.. shopping. Is it fate? Possibly.

Today was jam packed with more interviews with a lot of getting lost. Our first appointment was at 10:30am across town, so we decided to head out an hour early. After getting on a bus, then a subway, then a bus again, we got to the general area where we were supposed to be. But after following the directions given, we ended up at a completely non-English-school-looking store. After a few phone calls, we finally made it to the school.. 45 minutes late. The teacher looked us over, proceeded to show us the school and the materials they use for their students, told us the hours and the salary, and then asked us when can we let her know when we can start. The whole process took about ten minutes.

The second appointment was at 2pm in a different part of time. Not so lost this time, since my uncle drove us. We actually went through an interview this time, and she also had us do a teaching demo for four students age 5-8. (You can never tell with Asian people. They all look much younger than they really are.) I taught them numbers and passed out stickers. I would say it went pretty well, but afterwards she kind of rushed us out the door. Hopefully, it really was because she was late for that meeting. We’ll see if we get a phone call in the next few days.

Third interview was at 6pm in a totally different part of town at the American Club. Yes, it was quite filled with Americans and looked really nice. I would want to check it out someday when my American friends come and visit me. (*hint*hint*) That went rather well since it mostly consisted of him telling me about his school and the curriculum. It sounded fabulous, and the pay is really well, but the only downfall is that it’s only part time. But I could totally find something part time in the morning. I have to hear back from him also, but he did ask me when could I let him know by as well so that can only mean that it’s pretty much in the bag, right?

We shall see. I have a feeling that by this time next week, the job search should be over, and I will have a job.

*Update*
Just got back from Made of Honor. Totally adorable and cheesy. Drag your date to it. I promise a good time. In the meantime, take care and talk to you again soon.

There is Hope

It’s way too hot here… there’s no air conditioning here at my aunt’s place, in fact not much anywhere, so we can only sleep with fans on in 90 degree weather.

I’m also way too dark-skinned for them here. My cousin, who’s 17, is currently in modeling high school where she learns to put on make up and how to put oneself look pretty. Anyways, she asked me if I wished I were paler.

The toilets are half normal ones and half squatting ones. I’m not a big fan of the squatting toilets. I’m always afraid I’ll pee on my shoes or something, and there’s just something unsettling about my face being so close to all of that. The idea is that it’s more sanitary because your butt doesn’t actually touch anything, but if you’re squatting, putting your face so close to all that can’t be sanitary either. And hardly any public places have toilet paper available, so most of the time you have to bring your own Kleenex. It’s times like these when I wish I were a boy.

Ok, I’m done with the gross stuff.

Yesterday, we went to visit more family. We went to Ying-ge, famous for its ceramics, and did touristy stuff. Here, all shopping streets are lined with little food kiosks with all sorts of random and delicious snacks. But if you eat something from just about every kiosk, then that’s just like three meals. My cousin and aunt from China are also in Taiwan for about a week. Apparently, the girls in the family, on my dad’s eyes, all have pretty eyes. I think my girl cousins’ eyes are the biggest with the super long eyelashes and the folded eyelids. I’m just a teensy bit jealous.

Today, we went shopping at Ximen, the biggest teenager hangout/shopping place ever. Ok, that’s a lie because everywhere has hardcore shopping places. But imagine your local teenage hangout or where you meet up with your high school friends, now multiply that place by a thousand and the people by a million. A bit of an exaggeration, but you get what I mean.

I bought a pair of chucks today. Now I need a new handbag to go with them. Did I mention that I love to shop? I decided to wear the chucks right after I bought them because the flip flops I bought the other day were hurting my feet, so I had to buy socks. Then I got blisters from the chucks. We do a lot of walking here.

As for the real reasons why we’re here in Taiwan, we do have job interviews! Tomorrow, Jennifer needs to get a health check, and then we need to go far out of the city for one of Jennifer’s interview. (She didn’t know where any of the places are, so the only place she called today asked her to come in to interview tomorrow, and of course it was the furthest away. And she most likely won’t take it, but it’s ok because we need to see what the interviews are like.) After that, we need to come back here and meet with a lady who works for a company who helps schools find English teachers. And then on Thursday, I have another interview with another lady at another school.

If you didn’t know already, some of these English schools will only hire foreign-looking teachers. There are parents who won’t pay for their students to attend the schools if they don’t think that the teachers are the best. And since the parents have no other way to compare the English levels, they can only do it based on appearance. But I already sent my pictures to the schools that I’m going to interview at, so I’m not worried that they’ll reject me because they only hire foreign people. That has been one of my biggest concerns lately, and I’m pretty certain that Jennifer should find a job before I do with the least amount of effort.

Night Is Now Officially Day

Here, I am always perpetually eating. Imagine three official and big-portioned meals and some sort of snack in between. And I’m not talking about half a bag of chips for snacks, but more like a mini-meal. It’s a good thing that I’m always perpetually sweating; have to keep off the weight somehow, right?

We woke up at 7am and couldn’t fall back asleep. Guess we’re not adjusted to the time difference yet.

Breakfast was amazing. I don’t usually eat breakfasts at home, but here, I would dutifully eat it every day. Eggs, turnip cakes, pita salads, almond juice, and rice milk.

Lunch at this amazing hole-in-the-wall place for beef soup noodles. Then again, about every other food joint is a hole-in-the-wall place, and you have to go through the locals to know which ones are the best. This place is famous for its broth, and not so much the beef or the noodles, and the line was out the door after we got there.

Off to the Chiang Kai-shek Memorial Hall. For those of you who don’t know who he is, he was the first president of Taiwan. Lots of big old buildings, giant statues, and lots of old stuff.

Then to Longshan Temple, very big and very popular with the tourists, surrounded by tons of shopping and food joints. We went and got shaved ice at a popular place that’s been around since 1920. Walked around a bit, did some shopping, bought my first pair of flip-flops. And the shopping begins.

We went back to my dad’s house, the place where I was born and grew up in for the first three years of my life. Had a mini-family reunion at my Uncle’s new Karaoke place down the street. Again, more food: amazing dumplings that my Aunt made, clams, fresh-not-frozen edamame, Chinese water spinach, tofu, fish.. did I mention that we eat a lot here?

Back in the States, I don’t have all my family there. I have an aunt and her family up in Ohio, whom we visit about once a year, and my great aunt and uncle out in California whom I don’t see very much. So I’ve always been a teeny bit jealous when my friends always talk about hanging out with their cousins, seeing their grandparents, or big family reunions. It’s a bit strange to see uncles look like my dad and aunts who I’ve always been mesmerized by as a child with a different perspective years later. There’s a different dynamic with every aunt, whereas all my uncles are the same, easy-going and fun like my dad and grandfather. And the thing is, they all love me that can only be expressed by food and entertainment. My cousins are all so big now, and I only remember them as children. It’s nice to know that I have family, and it’s definitely made the transition easier.

Jennifer has been doing fantastic, willing to try everything and has taken on quite a palate for most of the food here. She’s been openly practicing her Chinese with my family, and they’ve taken on quite a liking to her. We went and had our hair washed at a salon which, by the way, was less than $5 USD for 10 minutes of hard-core shoulder and head massage, 30-45 minutes of intense hair washing: shampoo three times for about 15 minutes each, then a really long rinse, and a blow dry and hair styling at the end. It was less than $5, to the point where Jennifer and I felt kind of bad for paying so little, and also there are no tips here in Taiwan.

But I digress; Jennifer fascinated everyone at the salon. Everyone here, my family included, thinks she has doll-like features and is so awed by her beauty. That’s what I’ve been trying to tell her when she keeps saying that everyone is staring at her a bit too long, as if they’ve never seen an American before. Oh, but they have, and we have confirmation that she’s just way too pretty. I told her she should start wearing big sunglasses, and I’m going to start going around and calling her Julia Roberts. I plan on exploiting Jennifer quite a bit. =)

I will put up more pictures when I get time, but Jennifer needs to use our only ethernet cable. But here’s one for the road.

Finally

I am here. Jennifer and I are here. We are finally here in Taipei.

After a four-hour flight to Los Angeles, five-hour wait in the LAX airport, and a 13-hour flight to Taipei, I am sitting here at my uncle’s place with the fans blowing. With our massive tons of luggage, which we’ve paid a total of $130 to just get on the plane, we finally made it. The plane rides were smooth: watched Kung Fu Panda, half of Made of Honor, and barely noticed takeoff and landing. We landed at 6am Taiwan time, so our biggest focus was to stay awake all day to combat the jet lag. I lost a Thursday, but I’ll make it back up when I go back to the States.

Coming into the city, you can see the smog surrounding Taipei 101, but it’s just as impressive. The weather is hot and humid, and central air conditioning units are rare. We walked around the mall, took a 2-hour nap, and had two delicious meals: noodles and hot pots. I’m sleepy now.

Today is Father’s Day in Taiwan and also the beginning of the Olympics. So far, it’s been an pretty epic day.

(Pictures up soon.)