A New School Year

I’m teaching first graders, fifth graders, and seventh graders this year.

I have eight first-graders: seven boys and one girl. The girl is quiet, docile, and does her work neatly and efficiently. The other seven boys are little terrors. They talk loudly, run around, and stick their erasers on their pencils and sword-fight each other. But they are all so adorable that it makes it hard to stay mad at them. However, my job this year is to convert them from playful kindergartners when they could play all the time to dutiful students who actually have to do work now.

My fifth-grade class consists of nine girls and two boys. The girls are all studious and are more willing to please. The two boys make up for the lack of boisterousness and will tend to be the class clowns. But they are all mostly smart kids and learn fast, which makes my job a lot easier.

This year, we’re doing a pilot program at a private all-boys’ Catholic school where we go in and teach night English classes to seventh grade boys. So I’m teaching first grade English to two classes of about twenty+ 12-year-old boys from 7-9pm Monday thru Thursday. “Oy.” would be the understatement of the year. It’s hard. It’s even more difficult to explain a concept like “spring” in simpler words than “sun, flowers, grass, birds.” These boys have zero to really low levels of English. I mean, questions like “Do you understand?” or “Does a cat have hair or fur?” will receive blank looks.  They rather sit there and say dirty immature things to each in Chinese, only to warrant a mean look from me, and then I kick them out of the classroom. Of course, there are a few gems whom are good listeners, actively participate, and willing to learn. But they are greatly outnumbered by the ones who are more interested in whether or not I have a boyfriend or if I can understand what dirty Taiwanese word they just said.

Laughs so far:

“Teacher, Teacher, TEACHER!! I don’t know how write cotchy-rote. Cotchy-rote!” -Jerry, first grade, in reference to cockroach. He who also has a mouth full of teeth (or rather, lack thereof) like he’s been chewing betel nuts for years. Kids seriously do not brush their teeth here. The majority also do not believe in braces, which definitely would help straighten some things out. (Pun intended.)

“What are some fruits or vegetables that have seeds?”

“Guava!”

“Watermelon!”

“Pumpkin!”

“Uh, uh.. ur.. urine? Urine!”

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*Chinese*

“Oooooh. Durian?”

I think they should give out teacher-of-the-year awards for being able to keep a straight face in dire situations.

We Are Family

One of the main reasons why I made this 10-day trip back to the States was to attend one of the most beautiful weddings I have ever seen. Two of my dear friends got married, and then they’re taking a 10-month trip around the world to visit 32 countries. If that’s not a honeymoon, then I don’t know what is.

The wedding was at this absolutely gorgeous place called the Manor in West Orange, NJ. All of their closest family and friends were there, and I think that’s what makes celebrations like these most special. It’s really not so much about the place (which was breathtaking), the food (which was to die for), or the open bar (although it was an afternoon reception, and I didn’t take advantage of it one bit), but it’s about the overwhelming love and support at these things that make it truly beautiful.

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During my trip, I was able to see all of my closest friends from college and high school and family. The wedding was filled with my closest college friends flown in from all parts of the States for a mini Vanderbilt reunion.

My 10-day mini-vacation consisted of me staying with the parents in Nashville for a week. Then I flew to Philadelphia on Wednesday to stay with the bride. The next day, we drove to New Jersey suburbia to stay with the maid of honor for the bachelorette party. Friday, we all drove to West Orange for the rehearsal dinner. We stayed in the hotel that night and woke up bright and early for the wedding. Saturday night, after the reception, I drove into NY with a friend to see the last of my Snap and flew from JFK Sunday morning at 10am.

(The Snap is my group of high school girlfriends. There are five of us. One of them, Jennifer, came and lived with me in Taiwan for the past year. Two of them drove into Nashville for the weekend to see me. I had dinner with the fourth one who lives in NY on Saturday night.)

I couldn’t have been happier. Well. If Michael could have come with me to meet everyone, then my life would have been complete.

Nashville Necessities

Yes, Taiwan has the Diner, but Waffle House will always be the breakfast king.

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A Nashville trip is also not complete until you’ve had Las Paletas. I got a chocolate with hot peppers popsicle. Amazing.

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And girlfriends. Thanks for coming in to Nashville to see me. It was just like old times, filled with Cheesecake Factory and laser tag.

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Now I’m somewhere in Pennsylvania with Zhou & Kevin. Festivities begin tomorrow with bachelorette parties, rehearsal dinners, the actual wedding, and a trip to NY before I fly back at 10am Sunday morning. Busy busy busy.

TW -> HK -> LA -> DFW -> Nashville

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Four connecting flights and 27 hours later, I’m back in Nashville. My mom picked me up at the airport. She looked so tiny standing at the exit. My parents moved last December, so it was a bit strange driving home. I had no idea where we were going. The new house is big and lovely though, even though a bit far away from the city. I went home, showered, and slept for 8 hours.

My first taste of America: Starbursts

My first meal in America: Longhorn Steakhouse – Ribs & Filet with a sweet potato and a Dr. Pepper

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Fun Fact: Another identifying factor of an ABC is to automatically reach for the seatbelt when getting into the backseat of a taxi. Seat belts are not required in Taiwan, only if you’re sitting up front.

Ghost Stories

Asians are very superstitious when it comes to spirits and souls and ghosts. Just based on movies alone, one can see how much they believe in ghosts here and how often they see them in their daily lives. There are even TV shows consisting of people giving personal accounts of their encounters with ghosts, much less books and I’m sure if you stop a random person walking down the street, they’d have some sort of personal experience to share with you.

If you don’t do scary, then I’d stop reading about here.

We were sitting at dinner the other night with the men sharing army stories when the local Taiwanese folks started sharing ghost stories.

Story #1

One of my friends served in the army a few years ago. His barracks were located on a small hill. Smoking is not allowed during training, but the guys who’ve been there longer could get away with it. It was around one a.m. in the morning, and he couldn’t sleep so he went to smoke a cigarette outside. The door was located at the end of a long hallway which led to the side of the hill. After a bit, he realized he needed to pee. So with a cigarette dangling out of his mouth, he walked back into the building and right next door to the bathroom. He didn’t bother turning on the lights since he was just going to be quick. He was doing his business at the urinal when suddenly he heard one of the toilets flush in one of the two stalls. Since my friend was kind of a big shot at his station, he figured it was some newbie trying to secretly smoke in the stall so he shouted, “Oy, trying to be sneaky, eh?” He zipped up, cockily sauntered over to the stalls, and tried to catch them in action.

He slammed open the door of the first one.

It was empty.

He glanced at the next one. The lock was green, meaning vacant.

He walked over to the next one.

SLAM.

It was empty too.

But the toilet had flush. (And these are old toilets that have a cord that needs to be forcefully pulled to flush.) He politely closed the stall door, went to the sink, washed his hands, apologized out loud, and left quickly back to bed.

Fun Facts: Here in Taiwan, when burning incense and paper money for the deceased, people will always light a cigarette and stick it in the incense pot for those who used to smoke while alive. My friend thinks that “someone” probably followed him in to the bathroom via the cigarette smoke. Cemeteries are usually located/people are usually buried on hills and mountains. And here, most of the people all know that if anything like that happened to you, then you should always be considerate and apologize because technically you’re encroaching upon their territory. (Which is why my friend apologized. I still can’t believe he washed his hands after that. I would have tore out of there.)

Story #2

Two guys who claimed they didn’t believe in ghosts and the superstitions and such were told by a friend that there was an abandoned house up on Elephant Mountain where a murder had occurred.

To make a point, the two guys went up to the house, poked around the first floor, being belligerent and swearing loudly about how lame this house was. They wander up the stairs to the second floor. At the landing, they froze because they saw mysterious stains on the floor.

Now the boys were freaked out, assuming they were blood stains, they got goosebumps, turned around, and ran back down the stairs and out the door.

The first guy made it out the door, but as the second guy was about to step over the threshold of the front door, he heard a woman’s voice in his ear ask, “So was it fun?”

Story #3

One of the guys at dinner shared with us that this was a personal account told by his uncle. His uncle and two other friends were driving in the mountain roads around 3 or 4 in the morning. They were speeding along the windy roads because there were no cars around. At one point, his uncle, the driver, looks into the rearview mirror and sees a fourth person sitting in the backseat.

He nudges his friend in the passenger seat and goes, “Hey, I think there’s a person back there.” His friend looks in the mirror and sees their visitor. Their friend was sleeping in the back seat, so he didn’t notice anything.

The visitor just sat in the car ride for minute or two without saying anything. His uncle had slowly reduced the speed when their visitor started mumbling about how cars drive so fast on these mountain roads and how dangerous it was.

The next thing they knew, they heard two cars, drag racing, zoom by. Soon after, the person was gone.

Later on down the road, they saw that the previous two cars had crashed and fallen off down the side of the mountain.

(I wanted to know if they eventually called the cops for the car crash, but I didn’t think of this question until later.)

Cell Phones, Smell Phones

Fun Fact: A lot of people in Taiwan here own multiple phones.

IMG_2895(I am now one of them.) They carry one from every phone service carrier so they can talk for free in-network with friends who are in the same network. It doesn’t cost very much per carrier every month, and it all adds up to about what one would pay, if not less, monthly in the States.

Phone service is not as great as in the States. I miss Verizon and the unlimited nights and weekend minutes. Although the plan cost a bit more every month, it was so useful though with the 400 included minutes, and free long-distance. Here, it even costs more to call a landline from your cell phone. I’ve been using a pay-as-you-go number, and I burn through about $1000NT ($30USD) or more every month cause it’s like $10NT (30 cents) a minute. I don’t even want to know about the text messages.

I recently got two phones (the white version above) for Michael (he got the black one) and me which we can use when he goes off to the army. It makes sense for many reasons: 1) He’s not allowed to take a phone with a camera on it into the army. 2) It’s free in-network so we can talk as much and as often as we want. 3) It’s only $600NT ($18USD) for both phones per month. Not a bad deal at all.